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Spooky
Oktober Diary

Okt 1 Strange lights observed over the skies of Winnersh.
Okt 3 Pie left in Microwave, disappears!
Okt 4 Watched a re-run of Father Ted on Channel 4.
Okt 8 A group of spies are digging a hole in the car park. When challenged claim to be workmen!
Okt 15 Coffee machine broken again! The work of Aliens? I wouldn't like to say.
Okt 16 Nothing happened today.
 
Okt 17 Discover that all my Oasis CD singles have been placed in the wrong cases... poltergeist activity suspected.
Okt 22 It's raining.
Okt 26 Phone rang - but when answered there was no one there. Is someone playing games with my mind?
Okt 27 A letter I posted to Fox Mulder c/o FBI was returned - "addressee unknown."
Okt 32 Newspaper claims that it's November - Phew! Spooky Oktober is offically over... or is it?


• Exhibit A - The madman's diary, created entirely in one 37 column table


Evidence Collected By
Samuel Humber-Bridge
Paranoia Investigator
Evidence Collected By
Samuel Humber-Bridge
Paranoia Investigator