Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition is a two-game-in-one extravaganza, packed with extra muscles, vibrating massages and mayonnaise! The first game, Mr. Massagy, brings the ultimate speed dating simulator to you! You are Johnny, a muscular bachelor with testosterone to spare. The dating world is harsh and to get massages even harsher, but with the help of your Aussie parrot best friend and a very modern dating app it’s gonna be a breeze! And on the other hand, this version of Mr. Massagy includes the infamous game of My Name is Mayo; a clicker that tells the dramatic, day-to-day existence of a mayonnaise jar with some sort of identity issues... or something like that. If you ever thought that your life needed more mayonnaise and massages, then now is your chance!
- Choose among 11 eligible and gorgeous bachelorettes that will make you question many, many things!
- You will get actual massages from your Xbox One controller’s rumble feature.
- Mr. Massagy will not help you to conquer your crush, but hey, if it works, we’ll take full credit.
- The full game of My Name is Mayo is included and raring to go!
- The mayonnaise might not be actual mayonnaise.
- Please do not use the controller in weird ways and send us tweets about it.
- But... if you REALLY want to send us weird stuff, we’ll take it for research purposes.