The New York Times calls him 'the homely schlemiel with a deadpan zest for booze, porn and self-abuse.' Now, New York-bred comic Dave Attell takes the stage for an adults-only stand-up show in which he dissects his most recent phobias, failures and fantasies. Recorded live at the Lincoln Theatre in Washington, D.C., Attell covers such topics as: the problems with drinking too much Jagermeister; visiting the Middle East; why the death of 'the Crocodile Hunter' was a murder; whether it's ok to start telling tsunami jokes; global warming, dinosaurs and pot smoking (there's a connection); and 'fat dreams' about new soups.