Who's the most miserable person under the sea? Squidward Tentacles! And he's determined to stay that way, even when Plankton tries to be his friend (in another desperate attempt to get hold of the secret Krabby Patty formula, of course!). There's misery to go around in this Squidward-centric collection that has our most sour cephalapod taking out a restraining order against SpongeBob (making it REALLY tough to work together), trying to find a happy memory that doesn't resemble a blank television screen, seething with jealousy at Patrick's new – and profitable – career putting googly eyes on rocks and calling it art, getting locked inside a time capsule with SpongeBob and Patrick, experiencing the ultimate dream world, forced to share a locker with SpongeBob, and checking out SpongeBob's glimmering solution for a barnacle-faced Pearl. Let the moaning and groaning (and laughing) begin!