Kidnapped by a Russian mob, comedian Bert Kreischer is haunted by memories of a boozy college trip.
The Machine + Bonus
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Description
Bert Kreischer rose to fame as a stand-up comedian known as The Machine, and in his signature set he recounts his true experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. Now, 23 years later, that trip has come back to haunt him as he and his estranged father (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped back to Russia by the mob to atone for something they say he did. Together, Bert and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war within a sociopathic crime family, all while attempting to find common ground in their often fraught relationship.
Bonus content
Bert's Big Bash
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Bert hosts the event of a lifetime partying with his friends, family and fans at the premier of The Machine.
Outtakes & Bloopers
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How could we shoot a movie with comedian Bert Kreischer and not share the hilarious outtakes & bloopers!?
Bert, Bruised & Brawlin': The Action of The Machine
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Go behind the scenes on the action to see the blood sweat and tears Bert put into becoming a best plus-sized action star!
The Making of The Machine
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Somehow, Bert Kreischer convinced us to make his ridiculous Russian mafia stand up into a movie – This is the story of what went into making The Machine.
The Cast of The Machine
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The Director Peter Atencio assembled talented cast and crew to pull of this hysterically ambitious film about Bert’s viral standup that actually happened, mostly.
Station
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Let us pray.
Prophecy
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You've come here to fight bear with your bear hands
Betrayal
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Double crossed!
Returned
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You've got mail.
Cast and crew
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Peter Atencio
Director -
Bert Kreischer
Writer, Bert -
Mark Hamill
Albert -
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert -
Iva Babic
Irina -
Robert Maaser
Alexei -
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn -
Martyn Ford
Sponge -
Jess Gabor
Sasha -
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley -
Nikola Djuricko
Igor -
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor -
Amelie Child Villiers
Tatiana -
Aleksandar Sreckovic
Fedor -
Jovan Savic
Irina's Father -
Marko Nedeljkovic
Young Igor -
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya -
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher -
Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #1 -
Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Train Banditti #2 -
Dorde Simic
Big John -
Brian Caspe
Therapist -
Ivana Antonijevic
Dog Owner -
Miodrag Dragicevic
DJ -
Milena Predic
Igor's Wife -
Andrija Nikcevic
Scared Young Man -
Kevin Biegel
Writer -
Scotty Landes
Writer
Additional information
Directors
Peter AtencioDirectors
Studio
Sony PicturesStudio
Subtitles
English (CC)Subtitles
Genres
Action/AdventureComedy
Genres
Comedy
Writers
Bert KreischerKevin Biegel
Scotty Landes
Writers
Kevin Biegel
Scotty Landes
Size
6.29 GB (1080p HD)3.94 GB (720p HD)
3.16 GB (SD)
Size
3.94 GB (720p HD)
3.16 GB (SD)
Additional terms
Terms of transaction| Windows | Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows 10 or later |
|---|---|
| Xbox | Xbox 360, Xbox One, Xbox One S, Xbox One X |
| Mobile | Windows Phone 8, Windows Phone 8.1, Windows 10 or later |
| UHD | Xbox One S or Xbox One X with a connection to a 4K television over HDMI 2.0a with support for HDCP 2.2. An HDR-capable television is required to view in High Dynamic Range. |