• Optimized for Microsoft Surface
  • Play with touch, mouse or keyboard -- it's all good
  • Beautiful HD graphics engine with silky smooth framerates on ARM, x86 and x64
  • Designed for all Windows 8 Slates, Laptops, Desktops and All-In-Ones
  • Fully playable in fullscreen or snapped view -- fight evil while reading mail
  • SkyDrive synchronization of high scores and progress
  • Brain-melting, hair-raising, eye-popping arcade action

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Version notes

New fancy pricing for the holidays.

Ratings and reviews

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4 stars out of 5
· 1/5/2013
Bizarre yet enjoyable

Three stars for a bizarre yet enjoyable game; one additional star for the graphics.

4 stars out of 5
· 11/16/2012
worth playing for the graphic style

This game is sorta like Techno Kitten Adventures where you use a single button to ascend/descend your character. Also, like TKA, the main goal is to avoid obstacles while a bunch of visual distractions happen around you. What makes this game great is that the visual distractions are pretty cool. Graphics are fast and fluid. The art style is campy as hell with pole dancers, rocket girls, and even dinosaurs. For a $1.50, it's a great distraction. More content please! Leaderboards, too!

2 stars out of 5
· 10/13/2013
rocket girl

Could not get he game to operate at all. If it ever starts working let me know!!!

5 stars out of 5
· 11/20/2012

Five stars for being a funny game. Not really that great otherwise

4 stars out of 5
· 11/23/2012
Actually good if you know what to expect!

If you go into this thinking "epic game" then you will probably not like it. if you go into it thinking "campy game with over the top retro graphics and random 'distracting' women with crazy music" then you will love it. It's simple, and its a game that's been done to death. I like this version because it has the "hey, why not?" attitude. Like the Movie Snakes on a Plane, it embraces campy. So if you LIKE campy, you will like this.

1 stars out of 5
· 1/19/2013
Fairly lame

Nothing to keep you wanting to continue playing.

5 stars out of 5
· 11/7/2012

My team at work has been passing this one around... we work in the software business.

3 stars out of 5
· 12/13/2012
PC and XBOX 360 version

I downloaded this on XBOX 360 it was in Indie section. Its the exact same game as the Windows 8 version. This game is just like Jetpack Joyride, only thing its the adult content, check that game out as well(Jetpack Joyride), search for it on Windows 8. Well anyway this game is ok, a bit better to see the game women in the game LOL. It gets a 3 stars either way.

1 stars out of 5
· 11/16/2012

It's not even a game.

1 stars out of 5
· 11/15/2012
Sad excuse for a game.

I was really hoping for an inventive new concept game here, but I didn't even get a game. This is another sad excuse to test if your touch screen works.