Comedy following the exploits of hopeless romantic Dylan, who must contact everyone he's ever slept with to tell them he has Chlamydia. Using it as a chance to make sense of all the disasters he left behind, Dylan works through his STI contact list flashing back to the defining moments of relationships he’s previously tried to forget. Joining him on the journey are best friend Evie, and bad influence Luke. Both have known Dylan for years, mopping up after his desperate attempts to seek out The One. This is a unique romantic comedy about love and friendship, brimming with humour and mild genital discomfort. Love hurts - especially when you urinate.