A few of the former Greek gods live among us today in modern society. They are broke, hateful to people, and suffer from different addictions. When Ares, the former god of war ends up in jail, the gods are forced to go to therapy sessions in order to continue receiving their welfare money on which they depend. Once there, they are faced with Kara, a therapist who believes they must have new goals in life. Ares refuses to accept the situation but when more problems of mortal life start to pile up around him and his fellow gods, he must decide if he can live in our modern world or do as others have before him and leave it forever...