Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the 12th and final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!
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Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper have spent another year searching for the ideal life. Alan thought he’d found his soulmate in Lyndsey’s future sister-in-law, but it wasn’t meant to be. An attempt to restart his chiropractic business led Alan to disappointment as well. On the plus side, he met his niece, Jenny, who turned out to be just like her father – a partier and a womanizer. Walden also had his share of ups and downs. Just when an old flame returned and he decided she was “The One,” someone else turned up and he was sure she was “The One.” In the end, neither one was “The One.” Berta remained at their sides all along, keeping them grounded. Meanwhile, Evelyn reached contentment, having gained a granddaughter, Jenny, and a 90-year-old billionaire husband. In this final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!
Episodes
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12, Episode 1 Unrated CC HD CC SD
On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden’s lawyer.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Season 12, Episode 2 Unrated CC HD CC SD
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.
Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12, Episode 3 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star MAGGIE LAWSON) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY-THORNE-SMITH) returns after 60 days in rehab.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty‐Two, Thirty-Eight
Season 12, Episode 4 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Season 12, Episode 5 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Season 12, Episode 6 Unrated CC HD CC SD
When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Season 12, Episode 7 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan’s invited along for a wild girls’ night out with a group of moms.
Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey
Season 12, Episode 8 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden’s stalker, Rose.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lindsay
Season 12, Episode 9 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Here I Come, Pants!
Season 12, Episode 10 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
For Whom the Booty Calls!
Season 12, Episode 11 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
A Beer-Battered Rip‐Off
Season 12, Episode 12 Unrated CC HD CC SD
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis’s adoption.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Season 12, Episode 13 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Season 12, Episode 14 Unrated CC HD CC SD
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2
Season 12, Episode 15 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.
Cast and crew
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James Widdoes
Director -
Gary Halvorson
Director -
Pamela Fryman
Director -
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper / Sid Olsen -
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt -
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper / Marlene Melnick -
Conchata Ferrell
Berta -
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper -
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper -
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper / Judith Melnick / Judith -
Melanie Lynskey
Rose -
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Lyndsey Mackelroy -
Jennifer Taylor
Chelsea / Suzanne / Nina / Tina -
Ryan Stiles
Dr. Herb Melnick / Dr. Greg Melnick -
Amber Tamblyn
Jenny Harper -
Sophie Winkleman
Zoey -
April Bowlby
Kandi / Kimber -
Graham Patrick Martin
Eldridge Mackelroy -
Jane Lynch
Dr. Linda Freeman -
Judy Greer
Bridget Schmidt / Myra / Danny -
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Mia -
Robert Clotworthy
TV Announcer / Pilot / Announcer / Gangster #1 / TV Commercial Announcer -
Kelly Stables
Melissa -
D.B. Sweeney
Larry -
Edan Alexander
Louis -
Maggie Lawson
Ms. McMartin -
J.D. Walsh
Gordon / Ted -
Brooke D'Orsay
Kate / Robin -
Lee Aronsohn
Writer -
Chuck Lorre
Writer -
Jim Patterson
Writer
Additional information
Networks
CBSNetworks
Audio
EnglishAudio
Subtitles
English (CC)Subtitles
Released year
2014Released year
Genres
ComedyGenres
Duration
15 episodes (5 h 35 min)Duration
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