It’s been a year since Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), lovelorn billionaire, purchased the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living. Invited to remain, Alan found himself mentoring Walden in the ways of women and, together with Jake, adjusted to their new home, making each of them a better man.
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It’s been a year since we saw Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a lovelorn Internet billionaire, attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out. He stumbled into the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound chiropractor Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living with Alan’s brother for the past eight years before his untimely passing. Walden bought the house and invited Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his mother. Walden asked Berta (Conchata Ferrell), who had been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan found himself mentoring Walden. Walden, Alan and Jake adjusted to their new living arrangement and created a surrogate family unit to make each a better man … or at least try.
Episodes
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Season 10, Episode 1 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Blood’s BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.
A Big Bag of Dog
Season 10, Episode 2 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Season 10, Episode 3 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Season 10, Episode 4 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend’s daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Season 10, Episode 5 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Despite Alan’s warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
Ferrets, Attack!
Season 10, Episode 6 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it’s too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey…before it’s too late.
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Season 10, Episode 7 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress (guest star LINDSAY PRICE) to play the part of his girlfriend. But when he starts falling for her, he can’t tell if she really has feelings for him or is just acting. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi (MILEY CYRUS) surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend rendezvous at the beach house. Too bad, the Army is looking for him as well.
Something My Gynecologist Said
Season 10, Episode 8 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
I Scream When I Pee
Season 10, Episode 9 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan’s “smokin’ hot,” famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn’t interested in celebrating her birthday… until Walden helps make it special.
One Nut Johnson
Season 10, Episode 10 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn’t just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE D’ORSAY).
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Season 10, Episode 11 Unrated CC HD CC SD
Walden juggles having two identities – rich man and poor man – and “Sam Wilson” gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
Welcome to Alancrest
Season 10, Episode 12 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Using Walden’s money, Alan invests in Kate’s fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10, Episode 13 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Walden and Alan visit Kate’s fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Season 10, Episode 14 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan and Lyndsey’s relationship is strained when he won’t give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) commiserate about women and relationships. WILLIE GARSON guest stars as Dr. Steven Staven, Lyndsey’s gynecologist who takes her on a date.
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10, Episode 15 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he’s madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Season 10, Episode 16 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Depressed about being single on Valentine’s Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan’s all-out Valentine’s Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Season 10, Episode 17 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Season 10, Episode 18 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way… because he doesn’t want to lose his new roommate.
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon.
Season 10, Episode 19 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Season 10, Episode 20 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley’s ex-boyfriend Jerry.
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Season 10, Episode 21 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.
My Bodacious Vidalia
Season 10, Episode 22 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Alan gets a “breakover” (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Season 10, Episode 23 TV-14 CC HD CC SD
Even though Walden’s dating a hot 22-year-old woman (guest star HILARY DUFF), he finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother, Linda (guest star MARILU HENNER). Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip on the tenth season finale.
Cast and crew
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James Widdoes
Director -
Gary Halvorson
Director -
Pamela Fryman
Director -
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper / Sid Olsen -
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt -
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper / Marlene Melnick -
Conchata Ferrell
Berta -
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper -
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper -
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper / Judith Melnick / Judith -
Melanie Lynskey
Rose -
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Lyndsey Mackelroy -
Jennifer Taylor
Chelsea / Suzanne / Nina / Tina -
Ryan Stiles
Dr. Herb Melnick / Dr. Greg Melnick -
Amber Tamblyn
Jenny Harper -
Sophie Winkleman
Zoey -
April Bowlby
Kandi / Kimber -
Graham Patrick Martin
Eldridge Mackelroy -
Jane Lynch
Dr. Linda Freeman -
Judy Greer
Bridget Schmidt / Myra / Danny -
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Mia -
Robert Clotworthy
TV Announcer / Pilot / Announcer / Gangster #1 / TV Commercial Announcer -
Kelly Stables
Melissa -
D.B. Sweeney
Larry -
Edan Alexander
Louis -
Maggie Lawson
Ms. McMartin -
J.D. Walsh
Gordon / Ted -
Brooke D'Orsay
Kate / Robin -
Lee Aronsohn
Writer -
Chuck Lorre
Writer -
Jim Patterson
Writer
Additional information
Networks
CBSNetworks
Audio
EnglishAudio
Subtitles
English (CC)Subtitles
Released year
2012Released year
Genres
ComedyGenres
Duration
23 episodes (8 h 4 min)Duration
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